Artemis Fowl

I ordered Disney Plus a few months ago; I got a yearly subscription for $70. I watched the first season of The Mandalorian and considered my first month payed for. Then, in the second month of having it, I watched a documentary series on Walt Disney Theme Parks called The Imagineering Story, and considered my second month payed for. For the third month, I decided to put on Kenneth Branagh’s Artemis Fowl, because it’s one of the few 2020 theatrical releases that has made its way directly to streaming. I figured that if Disney though it was good enough for theaters, then it was good enough for home viewing.

I want my fucking $70 back.

Grade: F

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